On top of the quotes page, I'm in the process of ripping many of my favorite lines and sound effects to audio files. Feel free to use these for custom alerts, ringtones, et cetera. You'll want to right-click and save-as with these, or they'll just jumpscare you by playing in your browser. (Page Under Construction!)

Miscellaneous

• the goal buzzer
• com alert #1
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The First Face Off Part One

• Canard
  • "I found it, Wildwing! ... Drake DuCaine's Mask!"
  • "Stand still, you shapeshifting sicko!"
  • "Take it. You're team captain now."
• Dragaunus
  • [laughter]
  • "Release the worm!"
• Duke
  • "The food belongs to the people! Not that tyrant, Dragaunus."
  • "Yeah I saw this place on the cover o' Better Homes & Super Villains."
• Grin
  • "Become one with the boards!"
  • "Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really hurts!"
• Klegghorn
  • "Beautiful, I could have stayed home watching Sci Fi Chiller Theater, but this is much funnier."
• Mallory
  • "I hate machines!"
  • "Where's the Raptor?" "More to the point, where are we?"
• Nosedive
  • "Wake up and smell yourself, man!"
  • "This smacks of a serious par-tee-tee-tie!!"
  • "We are set for some serious street hockey!"
  • "I think I got the short end of the hockey stick!"
  • "Wrong!"
• Phil
  • "We're talking serious hostile takeover, babe."
• Siege
  • "I hear it tastes like chicken."
• Tanya
  • "Scratch one oversized toaster oven."
• Wildwing
  • "Adios, android! Sayonara, cyborg! See ya later, percolator!"
  • "Did I mention I'm half chicken?"
• Unknown Puckworlder
  • "So I said 'Insurance? Who needs it?'"
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The Human Factor

• Grin
  • "The paths are many, but the journey remains the same."
• Nosedive
  • "Humans are such a bunch of—OOOH!—people."
    
  • "They're probably gonna tar and defeather us for disturbing the BOREDOM."
    
  • "This place is gonna give me brainrot!"
    
  • "What in the world of—Dracula's basement??"
    
  • "Boy, did this guy every burn out on re-entry!"
    
  • "Suddenly I wish I was home in Mommy's nest! Mommy! Mommy!"
    
  • "Hey, d'ya know what you get when you cross a chicken with a lobster?" "Uh, no." "I don't either, but it's coming this way!!"
• Wildwing
  • "Boy did you get up on the wrong side of the nest this morning."
    
  • "I guess birds of a feather really do flock together."
    
  • "Now this is a weird way to go. Eaten by a surf and turf dinner!"
    
  • "Waa-haa! Way to go, baby bro!"
• Mookie
  • "Tsk! We happen to be alternative life forms, in search of cool tattoos and new hair colors not found in nature."
• Thrash
  • "Hey who you callin' human, bub?"
• Team
  • "Ducks rock!"
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